What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow, whether African or European? ~

@windinhishair Then why answer?

@RedBaron Obviously you didn't watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

@windinhishair Obviously? Why do you think I posted the question, Einstein?

@windinhishair Are you kidding? I've seen it dozens of times. I fart in your general direction. Case closed

@windinhishair The point of your answer was that the bridge keeper didn't know whether it was an African swallow or a European swallow, not that he didn't know the airspeed velocity. Have you actually seen the film?

@RedBaron More than you have, obviously. Pro tip--you should watch the segment of a movie you post about before you do, so you are not humiliated by the responses.

@RedBaron I'm not, but maybe being humiliated and deleting posts to hide your humiliation prompts one on your part.

@windinhishair Apparently you are unfamiliar with the concepts of beating a dead horse and knowing when to quit running your mouth. Learn what you should be old enough to already know.

@RedBaron You could benefit greatly from your own words. But you won't. It is easier to delete posts and deflect.