I Am Interested In Biology

How an alien scientist might describe people. "This is an organism called a girl, a creature with the body of a nymph and the mind of a loan shark. It is an entity that grows from a spore which only germinates when infected by a protozoan like microbe known as a sperm which is supplied by a man-beast. The organism the nurtures this germination is a woman in the role of a mother. We chose to use a girl as an example as the boys were always out and moving about when we attempted to study them but the girls stayed put."