Paranormal activity we neuro typicals saw.

I don't do any drugs that get me high except for caffeine, I have never done drugs that made or make me hallucinate and I am a neuro typical, I am 27 yrs old, one time when I was 16 yrs old I thought I saw a helicopter and then it wasnt there where 3 ball of yellow light spaced out from each other with yellow electric lightning connecting them together and then I ran and then I saw a red pyramid hovering and then it disappeared very quickly, one time when I was 18 I was out next to my house and then I saw a like glass looking anomaly like 5ft wide and tall moving slowly and then it hovered over the car and then I could see it in the sky and then it was gone, one time when I was 19 I was walking and I saw a yellow ball of light I thought was a star hovering and then I could see it slowly land in the forest and then I went close to it and I couldn't see it and I got scared and left, one time I was 20yrs old and I saw two balls is yellow light hovering in a straight line together and then one disappeared and one started blinking and then it disappeared, one time when I was 18yrs old I could see a glass looking pyramid way up in the sky I could see through it hovering and then it was gone, one time when I was 25yrs old my friends in jail amd I believe more than likely a cop saw a cigar shaped ufo moving far away and then it would get really close and then it was gone he said it didn't make any noise and they claim it was paranormal, I believe they are neuro typicals, all the ones I saw where all straight. When I was 19 yrs old I formed a pyramid with my fingers and a black pyramid formed out of no where and then it was gone very quickly. When I was 21yrs old I saw a mile long starship looking anomaly hovering over my neighborhood and it had a perfectly square front end and then it was gone quickly, and one time when I was 22yrs old at night I saw a red light move quickly behind an elderly woman's home and then it was gone quickly no noise and then I saw a shadow hovering next to her house and then it was gone. All where straight and all didn't make any noise. I don't know how they would be hallucinating on drugs in jail.