I don't know about you but Isaiah Carey and the Bibendum entity aren't getting me this year.

I found a healthy conifer and chopped it down with an iron axe (iron for the grounding and protection properties), burnt it in my back yard, gathered the burnt needles and mixed them on an iron anvil with black salt. Then I spread the mixture in a circle around my house, leaving a pile left on the anvil and placed that by the front door. Iron keys are placed near other entrances.

My car has new, Goodyear tires on it just to stick it to the Michelin Man. He won't be following me ANYWHERE.

Neither of those mfers are getting in my home this year. Are you safe?