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ProphetOfFarblesnozz · 56-60, M
So-called UFOs are piloted by the messengers of Farblesnozz! They watch over us and try to keep us safe from ourselves! This is why the so-called deity "Yahweh" (who is the evil Gangleslotte in disguise) tells his degenerate followers that they are demons! For so it is written in the Holy and Perfect Gliberoo, in the Book of Lacisnesnon, chapter 17, verses 1-3:
1. And Farblesnozz spake unto His prophet, Streborbob, saying, "Tell the people to expect My messengers in glowing round craft from the sky. 2. They are not to be feared, but to be loved, as ye love me."
3. But Gangleslotte, in his guise as Yahweh, told the people that the sacred messengers were demons sent by Satan, which was his name for Farblesnozz, for they were adversaries.
1. And Farblesnozz spake unto His prophet, Streborbob, saying, "Tell the people to expect My messengers in glowing round craft from the sky. 2. They are not to be feared, but to be loved, as ye love me."
3. But Gangleslotte, in his guise as Yahweh, told the people that the sacred messengers were demons sent by Satan, which was his name for Farblesnozz, for they were adversaries.