Like it or not, a team of friend looking aliens landed right in from of your residence. Curious as a cat, you invited them inside just to realize

they aren't friendly at all. They have seen what the mankind has done to the planet and its inhabitants, and they want to eradicate homo sapiens from the face of the earth. Nevertheless, they give you a chance to explain, and request an account of any good deeds coming out within the last 5 years. Your response?