Are there cow ghosts?

I am shopping for a bandsaw and came across several that are meant for cutting meat, which seems kind of gross to me.. I mean, buying a used one. Imagining bits of raw meat stuck in places that are not so easy to clean.
That got me wondering if someone could use one of these to remove chicken heads instead of an axe. Not that I could ever do such a thing.. cripes, I would be more likely to let them go free, but maybe? I imagine its all very messy no matter how you get it done.
And that train of thought made me wonder if maybe some of these used meat bandsaws have a ghostly presence.. maybe chicken ghosts running around, and then how about a meat processing plant? is it full of cow ghosts?
Do they do tours of meat processing plants at Halloween? Some guy dressed up as a cow with one eye hanging out and a leg missing and he yells at you when you walk past.
Maybe I will just stick to wood bandsaws, they don't make so much noise, squirt liquids or turn into ghosts.