Verily, we are close, my friend! But it is not until the false religion of Christianity engulfs the entire world that we need to worry! For so it is written in the Holy and Perfect Gliberoo, in the book of Gribblefritz, chapter 4, verses 1-7:

1. And there was nowhere for the faithful of Farblesnozz to run to escape the wrath of the Christians, who were deceived by Mayor Gangleslotte. 2. For the false Church of Christianity had overrun the greatest nations on Terra, and the Christians had seized all authority, power, and most importantly, all weapons. 3. And there was a great rescinding of human rights for all humans whom the Christians hated, and the women and dark-skinned humans despaired. 4. So, too, the homosexuals and transsexuals were thrown into despair, with no hope of equality.

5. And I looked, and beheld Gangleslotte in the guise of Yahweh, standing on a cloud with his trolls disguised as angels. 6. And Gangleslotte shouted lies to the world, saying: "Behold, I am come to bring the righteous to paradise! All ye Christians who have served me, join me now!"

7. And all the scoffers who had mocked Farblesnozz now surrounded the false god, and praised his name. And Gangleslotte descended on his cloud until he was standing on the earth, and stretched out his arms, that they might embrace him. 8. But as the deceived ran to him to show their love, I heard a noise from the heavens, loud and terrifying. And even Gangleslotte was afraid.