I changed my name slightly so I could get a higher gay percentage

I mean um... yeah it was somebody's post the other day sorry if that makes no sense 😂

But point is I think I like my name better as ChiefWalksWith40oz as opposed to ChiefRunsWith40oz 🤔

It's like the Chief has found peace. Chief is walking now. Tf I gotta be running for y'know? 🤷

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SatanBurger · 36-40, F

Haha actually it does kind of give a peaceful name over there, like you're just "strolling" with your 40oz instead of running head first with it or something. So I'd say it's pretty right 🤣

ChiefJustWalks · 26-30

@SatanBurger yeah exactly 👌 who wants to run with a 40 anyway? For one, that makes it harder to drink it. Two, once you're drinking it why would you wanna run? & Three, what if you fall down & break your 40? 😮😔