I know this may be a very controversial topic given the place I’m choosing to ask it. But are you potty trained?

Yep

no

Nope... I still need a large flap on the door so I can go potty in the garden...

Because it is this site, I'm not insulted that you ask this. 👀
And the answer is yes 😌 (I hope that is the answer you preferred 👀)

How. Dare. You! 😤

currently.
but I'm getting older - so it might only be temporary

What kind of training did you want?

What a shitty question, I hope this is not a runny shit