Man Arrested After Trying to Cross Atlantic Ocean in Giant Hamster Wheel. Need I Say Where He Is From? https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66733230
Report: Man Arrested After Posting Pics on Social Media of His 'New' Mercedes-Benz That He Had Actually Stolen. I Wonder Where He Lives? A Palm Coast man was arrested after deputies connected him to a string of car break-ins in Deltona that he reportedly did while driving around in a stolen Mercedes Benz that he posted on social media, deputies said. Nicholas Coffey, 23, was...See More »
The Night King Has Been Captured... Daenerys Targaryen's army has received help from previously unknown alies in a far off land who have captured the Night King! She will surely honor the brave men who risked their lives in tracking him down and delivering him to face justice! He...See More »
Man Steals Five Dollar Bill and --- EATS IT! "Where Did This Occur," You Ask? You Really Had to Ask? (Quote) https://www.wcjb.com/2020/10/23/florida-man-snatches-womans-5-bill-eats-it/
Man Steals Bulldozer to Dig Up Biden for President Signs. You Just KNOW Where This Happened.(Quote) https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/bulldozer-thief-drove-through-florida-town-digging-biden-harris-campaign-n1244750
Man Arrested After Throwing Pumpkin at Girlfriend. Where Do You Suppose This Food Fight Happened? That's right! (Quote) https://www.fox13now.com/news/national-news/man-arrested-after-throwing-pumpkin-at-girlfriend
What Better Way to Attract Snowbirds Than Creating a Snow Park? Where? Where Else? (Quote) https://www.abcactionnews.com/lifestyle/taste-and-see/floridas-first-snow-park-opens-november-20-in-dade-city#:~:text=DADE%20CITY%2C%20Fla.,foot%20snow%2Dcovered%20arctic%20igloo.
FLORIDA MAN Goes Swimming With His "Friend." His "Friend" Then Bites Him. Oh, did I mention his "buddy" is a 13 foot alligator? (Quote) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8883357/Scary-moment-Elvis-alligator-takes-nibble-Florida-mans-shoulder.html
Man Steals Power Pole. Gets Caught Driving With It on the Roof of His Car. Where? Where Else? Douglas Allen Hatley, 71, was pulled over on a Tampa roadway on Monday after another driver reported that a maroon Toyota Camry was hauling a metal pole – nearly double the length of the car – on its roof, the FLORIDA Highway Patrol said....See More »
If You Want to Drink and Drive You May Not Want to Do So in the Parking Lot of the Highway Patrol. Oh, Yes, You Know Where This Happened. The FLORIDA Highway Patrol arrested a FLORIDA Man for driving aggressively in the agency’s Fort Myers office parking lot, according to TV station WBBH. Dallas Ziemski of Cape Coral drove his Dodge Charger to the FHP office around 8:30 p.m....See More »
Man Arrested for Using Fire Extinguisher to Dry Himself Off. Yes, You KNOW What State This Happened In... (Quote) https://nbc-2.com/news/state/2020/12/31/florida-man-arrested-for-using-fire-extinguisher-to-dry-himself-off/
FLORIDA MAN Gets Sued Over Election Bet(Quote) https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-man-sued-for-not-paying-up-after-betting-on-trump/2363846/ Wonder if this will go up the ladder to SCOTUS? 😂
FLORIDA MAN, 83, Shot Neighbor in Heated Dispute About Ducks and Geese, Daughter Says😯 Hope @sunsporter1649 wasn't involved. https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-83-shot-neighbor-heated-dispute-about-ducks-geese-daughter-says-1571900
Brawl Breaks Out at Airport When Furious Passengers Start Booing Anti-Maskers for Forcing Entire Plane to Deboard. Where O Where Did This Occur? Two Chicago women forced an entire plane cabin to deboard after they refused to wear their masks, getting into a massive brawl with women who taunted them as they walked through the angry mob at their gate. The video appears to be filmed at a...See More »
"I Was Physically Shaking! I Was So Excited’: FLORIDA MAN On Seeing Four Florida Panthers At Same Time. (Quote) https://miami.cbslocal.com/2021/03/05/florida-man-four-florida-panthers/ What! You have no sense of humor?
Woman Says She Spotted Small Dinosaur Roaming in Her Backyard. (Quote) She claims it was a velociraptor. Oh, did I tell you where she lives? https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-claims-small-dinosaur-ran-152413561.html
Man Impersonates Police Officer for Discount at Wendy’s, Then Real Cops Show Up. I Wonder Where This Happened? Police allege that Jesse Stover falsely impersonated a police officer at one of the fast food chain’s locations there in an attempt to get a few bucks off his order....See More »
Mount Disney? Colorado Governor Invites DisneyWorld to Move Out of Florida.Will the Magic Kingdom leave the swamplands of Florida for the clean, cool air of the Rocky Mountains? Colorado Gov. Jared Polis is openly lobbying The Walt Disney Co. to relocate its theme park from Orlando to his state over what he calls...See More »
Dumbass Cops Confuse a 200 Pound Fugitive With Tattoos With a 150 Pound FLORIDA MAN Who They Lock Up for FIVE DAYS Before Discovering Their Screw-Up(Quote) https://nypost.com/2022/01/27/florida-man-with-same-name-as-fugitive-mistakenly-arrested/
FOOD FIGHT: Man Arrested for Attacking His Daughter With ... a Pizza. Yes, a Pizza. And Where Did This Happen? (Quote) https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-attacking-daughter-pizza-after-she-didnt-want-eat-him-1594863#