I ate soooo much [I Am Getting Fat]

-2 bowls of cereal
-2 donuts
-some bacon
-chocolate milk
-bowl of leftover pasta
-garlic bread
-Twix ice cream bar
-chips
-another donut
-cheeseburger
-milkshake
-grilled cheese
-20 piece chicken nugget
-French fries
-more ice cream

Omg I’m so full. Like laying here on the couch, pants unbuttoned, belly sticking out.
I need a belly rub so bad.