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Punches · 46-50, F
Another option - say you are transgender. Maybe show up to the door in a pink wig and intro yourself as "Hoedia La Senorita".
Say, "MMM HMM Imma makes some privates stand at attention when they see dis bootay in fishnets!"
Say, "MMM HMM Imma makes some privates stand at attention when they see dis bootay in fishnets!"