Love it when my mom blasts me with jesus text messages right before i go to sleep
Like the homie jesus can wait until the morning. Dude is immortal , he got all eternity
MellyMel22 · F
My mom texts me long paragraphs one after the other and at the end will be like, “don’t text back yet I’m driving/ taking a nap.”
Then I get text screamed at if I don’t see it and try to break down the first paragraph replying so she doesn’t send me 10 “?” when I don’t reply soon enough 🤣
Then I get text screamed at if I don’t see it and try to break down the first paragraph replying so she doesn’t send me 10 “?” when I don’t reply soon enough 🤣
HoeBag · 51-55, F
@MellyMel22 @empanadas Are they like nighty night prayer texts?
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@SkeetSkeet where's your book of Mormon
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
Jesus is in my pickleball league
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
