I Love Blonde Jokes
A blind guy wanders into a bar in Manhattan and says to the bartender, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
"Listen, buddy," says the woman behind the bar, "lemme just tell you: I'm a blonde, and I'm a karate champion. The gal on your left is a blonde, and she's a cop. The gal on your right is a blonde, and she's a bouncer at a nightclub. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"
"Hell, no," says the blind guy, "not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."
"Listen, buddy," says the woman behind the bar, "lemme just tell you: I'm a blonde, and I'm a karate champion. The gal on your left is a blonde, and she's a cop. The gal on your right is a blonde, and she's a bouncer at a nightclub. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"
"Hell, no," says the blind guy, "not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."
