I Love Blonde Jokes

A blonde drives her car into a service station and tells the mechanic: "It's making this funny noise. Can you see what it is?"

"Sure," says the guy. "Give me a few minutes to look at it."

So the blonde goes and gets a coffee. When she comes back the guy says, "Ok, it's all fixed."

"Hey, that was quick," she says. "What was it?"

"Oh, nothing complicated. Just crap in the carburettor."

"Oh," says the blonde. "How often do I need to do that?"