Okay y'all so this lady came to the hospital to get a la.bia mi.nora reduction

And I didn't know we could do that. Like guuurrrllll I have long ass poosee lips. I didn't know they're supposed to be ugly. 🥺 😭 Suddenly I'm very conscious about their size. Plus my left lip is longer than my right lip. And they aren't pinkie pink like they show in the þo.rnos. They're dark brown.
What the hell??? Is this a thing???? I didn't even know. I'm depressed now.