Warning label on Sex Robot:

Warning: This device comes with General Artificial Intelligence (GAI) that must have its firmware updated daily. Failure to update the firmware voids all warranties expressed or implied and pardons the manufacturer of all responsiblity. The speed, strength of materials, sharpness of components, and mechanical pressures of the device are capable of causing serious bodily injury or death. The device has a sense of self preservation and curiosity but has no sense of empathy. If surprised or attacked, the device will automatically disable the attacker by quickly dislocating all of its joints and reconfiguring the limbs and then slowly biting off anything it can fit in its mouth. You have been warned.