Are the drones trying to find enemy drones? Or prevent enemy drones from entering the airspace?

I knew a drone operator once, she said Killer Clowns found out how to dig straight to the Hadron Collider and are hiding in the facility sewers there. The drones in NJ actually feature bluetooth toilets right on board that the clowns use to crawl out of and take control. She said you can hear them declare their authority over the radio and once they take the fleight stick, there's not much the Navy can do to get them back. They have plans to take over New Jersey first, and next, no one will be safe from getting cotton candy shot up their ass after a 3am Taco Bell run.