I Encourage My Boyfriend To Gain Weight

Ah, a girlfriend who wants to be the *reason* you're fat. You were a little too skinny for her tastes at first, but she didn't mind, because she knew she could fix that real fast. "I like to bake -- hopefully you're not too fussy about maintaining your weight around me" she hinted at first. Then it came a little more clearly, "if you date me, you will get fat" she warned, but that made her all the more unique and exciting. You look different now, because she's claimed you. Your friends and family all know that belly only blew up once you started dating her. "He's in a happy relationship" they figure. That's quite true, but you also know it was more than that. She planned this all along and your all hers now.