I'm going to become obese

But look at all the Americans that don't have their own TV show

I hope it works out for you.

I would watch that show. Lol

And you’ll get paid!

I'd watch
all that cheese would not doubt triple your smegma output

Go for it, or to love a big girl

just 3 lasagnas?

You mean like this woman who cannot possibly weigh more than 500 pounds?

You know some people actually whack their wieners while watching stuff like this?

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And wash yourself wity a rag on a stick

👀 and give away free appliances away on TV to live studio audiences?

you gotta weigh 1000 lbs so you need to eat lard to gain 900

My 600 lb life?

You talking about that woman my big fabulous life....bruh it's like watching a beach whale