Do you like that your penile looks like a mushroom?

my slick purple headed dolphin

Yes. It has character and charisma

No because these two crazy ass plumbers keep trying to take it, apparently they think it’ll make them double in size and break bricks with their head

Your posts only make me hungry for mushrooms and steak

Like one of those tiny button mushrooms that you get in a can 🥴

Sure, wanna see?