Do you like that your penile looks like a mushroom?

Yes. It has character and charisma

my slick purple headed dolphin

Your posts only make me hungry for mushrooms and steak

Like one of those tiny button mushrooms that you get in a can 🥴

No because these two crazy ass plumbers keep trying to take it, apparently they think it’ll make them double in size and break bricks with their head

Sure, wanna see?