It's so weird having an entire appendage that just doesn't have any muscles in it.

If I tell my arm to move, it'll move. If I tell my leg to move, it'll do so also, and neither with any particular resistance to it. But if I need to move my penis, I have to physically adjust it with my hands, otherwise it kinda just hangs there limply. Why do we just accept this as normal? Like it doesn't cause many problems bc that area is fairly well-designed, but it sure is weird as hell.

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SW-User

I don't know about you, but I lift paint cans with mine 😤

Mindfulness

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Ohbabe · 26-30, F

also for the vagina. Its a muscle that doesn’t always feel like it has much control. Like say if I want to flex it to a beat it’ll definitely lag.

BlueVeins · 22-25

@Ohbabe That's even weirder!

Ohbabe · 26-30, F

@BlueVeins if I were to be consistent with kegels or something I could definitely beatbox. But im lazy

BlueVeins · 22-25

@Ohbabe i would love to beatbox your kegels

Doomflower · 41-45, M

Having a vagina is way worse. It is basically designed to get infections. I wish I had a little hose like boys do.

SW-User

You can't move your penis? I can. Its easier when it is hard but even when soft i can make it twitch.

You serious? O.o

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SW-User

@BlueVeins hm. Interesting. When it's hard I can make it flop all around without touching it. I got high once and pretended I had telepathy. It was pretty funny.

BlueVeins · 22-25

@SW-User i can make it flop when it's hard, but there's no directionality to it except up.

SW-User

@BlueVeins you have to flappy-bird it. You can make it go other directions but you have to use partial movements. Takes practice.

BigAssLeech · 31-35, M

Imagine if we evolve prehensile penises 🥲

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