Gay men are always happy for no reason but lesbians are angry as fuck all the time, and this is proof that men are cooler to deal with than women.

Gay dudes are all like "Hellooo!! I am feeling FAB-U-LOUS todaayy!!" Meanwhile lesbians angirly smoke a cig, hoping it could kill them faster, looking at you with a scowl on their face like you're the reason their uncle abused them and turned them queer. This has to be evidence on some level that dudes bring less drama into your life than chicks.

I know gay conversion therapy doesn't work but what about straight conversation therapy? I'm tired of dealing with broads. I feel the lesbo's pain.