Gay men are always happy for no reason but lesbians are angry as fuck all the time, and this is proof that men are cooler to deal with than women.

Gay dudes are all like "Hellooo!! I am feeling FAB-U-LOUS todaayy!!" Meanwhile lesbians angirly smoke a cig, hoping it could kill them faster, looking at you with a scowl on their face like you're the reason their uncle abused them and turned them queer. This has to be evidence on some level that dudes bring less drama into your life than chicks.

I know gay conversion therapy doesn't work but what about straight conversation therapy? I'm tired of dealing with broads. I feel the lesbo's pain.

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HijabaDabbaDoo · F

How you gonna mention an uncle abusing their niece and then say dudes bring less drama into your life?
It can't get any more dramatic than literal abuse.

Make it make sense

BRUUH · VIP

@HijabaDabbaDoo How am I gonna do it? By doing it. And being smart enough to know that one guy doing something doesn't equate to comparing the male and female population as a whole. And realizing this is a joke anyway and isn't suppoe to actually make sense 🤷Go cry about it, or suicide bomb someone about it. Or do both. Idc

crownedwithlaurel97 · F

@BRUUH oh you’re racist too. pick a struggle

HijabaDabbaDoo · F

@BRUUH are you deliberately trying to sound like a complete dumbass or does this come naturally to you?

BRUUH · VIP

@crownedwithlaurel97 Islam isn't a race

@HijabaDabbaDoo t's just easy to upset you, which you deserve it for being a passive aggressive and taking yourself seriously. Now, your ancestors are calling you, they say "come fuck goats with us"

crownedwithlaurel97 · F

@BRUUH oh shit you’re right i guess that just excuses all the nasty shit you just said? if that’s the best argument you have for yourself that’s sad

BRUUH · VIP

@crownedwithlaurel97 I don't excuse anything or argue for myself. I do as I do, especially when people such as you and her don't block me, but pop up on my posts to be passive aggressive. If you act passive agressive; I act massive aggressive. How's that for an argument for myself? 🤔

HijabaDabbaDoo · F

@BRUUH The basement can only take so much. Get out now before you start burning a hole into your mattress

HijabaDabbaDoo · F

@crownedwithlaurel97 it's funny because he thinks he's being smart as if these 'jokes' haven't been around the block more times than his mum

@BRUUH don't get mad, you deserve it for having the audacity to take yourself seriously xoxo

BRUUH · VIP

@HijabaDabbaDoo Lol nah I don't think i'm smart for any of the insults directed at you; NONE of them are original. I just know it gets under your skin since you're entire identity is being chronically offended as a Muslim in a world of white microaggressions.

The basement can only take so much. Get out now before you start burning a hole into your mattress

Get out of planes before you burn another hole in the twin towers 💀

don't get mad

I ain't mad atcha <3 you're the one blowing up over a joke. Smh, a muslim blowing up, what do ya fuckin' know 😭