Tonight I am eating dog shit for dinner, it's readily available here in my city, people even bag it up for me, which is convenient

It taste pretty good. Human shit tastes more complex, due to their diet, but dog shit usually tastes about the same each time, delightfully canine and earthy, but more subtle, with grainy texture. Reminds me of swallowing porridge because of the grainy texture. I find dog shit to be easier on the gut, more filling too.