I LOVE teasing my girlfriend about her weight!
So me and my girlfriend have an agreement, i have a "free pass" to tease her however i want with some rules. I can't be mean about it and i can't tease her in public or infront of friends or family. So pretty much open season.
Some of my favorites are:
"What have you been eating?"
"Someone's getting FAT!"
"You're a big girl, you need to eat!"
"Look at that beer belly! You're turning into a chubby little party girl!"
"Princesses are skinny, queens are fat! You're definitely a queen!"
"Babe, your bellys hanging out over your jeans!"
"I guess you're not 'just bloated' anymore, huh?"
"I can tell you have gained a little weight. Your BELLYBUTTON is getting DEEP!"
"Look at you, you little beached whale!"
"How is my pleasantly plump piggy Princess?"
"Hey fat girl."
"I can see your bellybutton through your shirt, piggy."
"Hey chubby hubby!"
"Someone's been eating good!"
"Suck in that gut, fatty!"
"I think your top shrank in the wash, that never used to be a belly shirt on you."
"I love your confidence. You never used to show off your bellybutton when you were skinny!"
"Look at that muffin top! You're tummy is spilling over your leggings!"
"I can't believe you used to have abs. Your belly has never been rounder!"
"How are you, miss bouncy belly?"
"You're so JIGGLY now! I can't believe how plump you've gotten!"
"Look at the piggy wearing her shorts unbuttoned! Did someone get fat?"
"You've been eating anything that isn't nailed down."
"You're turning into a little blimp."
"You really filled out."
"Look at you Pillsbury dough girl! Would you giggle if I poked your fat, sexy belly?"
"You look like Buddha! Can I rub your fat belly for good luck?"
"I don't think you're the 'skinny one' in your friend group anymore, babe."
"I love that sexy, party girl beer belly!"
"I think you're the 'big sister' now."
"Babe, your bellys hanging out."
"Remember when you used to diet and exercise because you thought guys only liked skinny girls? Yeah, I'm glad you're past that. You look better now than ever, piglet."
Some of my favorites are:
"What have you been eating?"
"Someone's getting FAT!"
"You're a big girl, you need to eat!"
"Look at that beer belly! You're turning into a chubby little party girl!"
"Princesses are skinny, queens are fat! You're definitely a queen!"
"Babe, your bellys hanging out over your jeans!"
"I guess you're not 'just bloated' anymore, huh?"
"I can tell you have gained a little weight. Your BELLYBUTTON is getting DEEP!"
"Look at you, you little beached whale!"
"How is my pleasantly plump piggy Princess?"
"Hey fat girl."
"I can see your bellybutton through your shirt, piggy."
"Hey chubby hubby!"
"Someone's been eating good!"
"Suck in that gut, fatty!"
"I think your top shrank in the wash, that never used to be a belly shirt on you."
"I love your confidence. You never used to show off your bellybutton when you were skinny!"
"Look at that muffin top! You're tummy is spilling over your leggings!"
"I can't believe you used to have abs. Your belly has never been rounder!"
"How are you, miss bouncy belly?"
"You're so JIGGLY now! I can't believe how plump you've gotten!"
"Look at the piggy wearing her shorts unbuttoned! Did someone get fat?"
"You've been eating anything that isn't nailed down."
"You're turning into a little blimp."
"You really filled out."
"Look at you Pillsbury dough girl! Would you giggle if I poked your fat, sexy belly?"
"You look like Buddha! Can I rub your fat belly for good luck?"
"I don't think you're the 'skinny one' in your friend group anymore, babe."
"I love that sexy, party girl beer belly!"
"I think you're the 'big sister' now."
"Babe, your bellys hanging out."
"Remember when you used to diet and exercise because you thought guys only liked skinny girls? Yeah, I'm glad you're past that. You look better now than ever, piglet."
36-40, M
