I wanna be fat and lazy 😭

I would love to just be absurdly fat and just stay home all day. Not work yet still have feeding money. Don’t get me wrong i enjoy my new job, but to be at home all day and just get fatter and fatter would be amazing. Kinda like a remote job. Only thing is that all of them around me have these stupid requirements, like working in that field for 30 years, having a masters degree just to answer calls and redirect them. But for now imma just try and get fatter and eat when i can.