I love when my girlfriend fat shames herself.
Last night when my girlfriend and I were getting ready for bed she was standing in front of the mirror in her underwear.
She started patting her belly and said,
"I'm getting fat! I better go on a diet before I get too big! Or at least go to the gym! Look at this gut! I look six months pregnant!"
She put her finger in her belly button and jiggled her pudge.
"My bellybutton is getting deep! I'm turning into a little piggy! Look at this! Im getting a hanging belly! I'm getting an apron belly and double chin like my mom!"
I didn't really know what to say,
"Babe, don't be silly! You're just as skinny as the day we met! I can still see your abs."
She looked at me and asked,
"So I don't need to go to the gym? Or diet?"
I gave her a big hug and said,
"Diet!? Are you crazy? If anything you need to eat MORE skinny girl!"
Then she admitted to me,
"I love when you pretend I'm still skinny!"
She started patting her belly and said,
"I'm getting fat! I better go on a diet before I get too big! Or at least go to the gym! Look at this gut! I look six months pregnant!"
She put her finger in her belly button and jiggled her pudge.
"My bellybutton is getting deep! I'm turning into a little piggy! Look at this! Im getting a hanging belly! I'm getting an apron belly and double chin like my mom!"
I didn't really know what to say,
"Babe, don't be silly! You're just as skinny as the day we met! I can still see your abs."
She looked at me and asked,
"So I don't need to go to the gym? Or diet?"
I gave her a big hug and said,
"Diet!? Are you crazy? If anything you need to eat MORE skinny girl!"
Then she admitted to me,
"I love when you pretend I'm still skinny!"
36-40, M
