i wish i could take all their fat

i wish that there was a way for me to take all the fat that my friends and family dont want and put it onto my own body. so many of them are trying to lose weight while im doing the opposite and im so jealous of some of their sizes. most of them are either obese or very close to being obese, and i just want all that fat for myself. id be so fat afterwards id probably be closer to being immobile tbh.