I think it’s time I shared everything with you

@nonsensiclesnail i was afraid you’d hide behind your shell 🐚

I need you to be here, present with me

@Temporallube This feels more accusatory than... sharing. But for the sake of ... openness, here.. You can have my shell. 🐚. I'm actually an octopus. 🐙 Shhh..I'm hiding.

@nonsensiclesnail don’t patronize me!

I know a damn snaily mollusk when I see one 🤨

@Temporallube why won’t you believe my lies!! Where is the gullibility?? Where is the foolishness!!??

@nonsensiclesnail we had that whole “lie to me” working for us, UNTIL, you started changing the parameters of your interspecies interactions

@Temporallube right!! Sorry… I’m sorry. I do forget to stick to my lies…I’ll do better.
Forever imaginary

@nonsensiclesnail you talk a good snaily game, but lacking in actual lacking Mollusk Menageries 🤔

We shall see if you’ll slime your way out of this one.

@Temporallube

I’ll assume this is your clever way of trying to get me to want to prove to you that I’m no catfish! why the fuck does anyone want to be a catfish?? Is it the dapper whiskers and tiny bubbles? Perfectly flat bellies and ability to swim? The pressures of society are exhausting!
Protective outer shells! That’s something to value!!!
… are you asking if I collect the shells of the dead and show them off?? Only for a price!! Images that macabre don’t come without a price! It’s a hot market this time of year.

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These guys though, they can get you the best.

@nonsensiclesnail you’re missing the whole point.

You can’t just change species because they both have shells 🐚🤨

What type of shell game are you playing anyway?

Soooooo… what you’re implying is that mollusk flipping for personal gain is bad?? @Temporallube And except for the pic of my heavies wearing shells, octopi don’t commonly wear them and certainly don’t *need* them, soooo….
But fine! You’re right!! Species swapping is slightly inappropriate.
For some reason.
Now.
Because you said so. 🙄
Yet lacking a mollusk menagerie was something to be ashamed of??

Aren’t you supposed to be telling me something totally unrelated to me??

@nonsensiclesnail 🙄

Your snaily sarcasm knows no bounds.

And fine, here’s something totally unrelated:

I used to be your cousin’s brother’s second aunt’s, nephew’s, daughter’s, step sister’s, son’s meme creator.

Now what does that make us? 🤔

@Temporallube my entertainment but with really stretched familial obligation to amuse me??
Why are there no memes in this reply???

@nonsensiclesnail no meme? 🤨

Why do I always have to live up to your standards and perceptions of what you think I should be doing?

I feel like I can never satisfy your shell, and your lofty slimey goals in life. You’re so shellfish 🦐!

Wait…
I mean…your selfish! 😠


Why can’t you just accept me for the grudge filled, blue smurf despising, purple smurf that I am?

You know what? Eff your expectations! 😒

@Temporallube no no no, you were right the first pun!

And what if my expectations are that you should fuck my expectations??? I bet you’ll post a meme about it.

I cherished you! And all you did was play with my shell.
Azrael says the purple smurfs are the most delicious 😡

@nonsensiclesnail why would you repeat such a horrible thing from that psychopathic cat?? 🥺

Don’t you know I see a shrink and take several meds just to forget that damn tv series? It really messed me up. That’s why I despise papa and his kids

And hold up..


How the hell did he birth all those damn kids, without a damn wife, or side piece?? 🤔🤨


The show was sick! 😠

@Temporallube
I was angry.. or real tired… maybe high. I don’t know. But whatever it was, maybe all of them…I am deeply sorry. That cat is a monster. But a lot of fun at parties.

I think a smurf was grown, not birthed. Smurfs are a type of fungus. I’ve heard rumors about the Quorn meat substitute, there is something smurfy going on there.

… how could papa smurf have a side piece if he doesn’t have a piece?? He’s a non sexual organism. If you learned anything from Donnie Darko it was at least this. Smurfs don’t have dicks… But I bet there is some spore action going on up in that hat.

@nonsensiclesnail “ Smurfs don’t have dicks”

Yes I do dammit! 😩😩

@Temporallube If you have a dick ( which, who are we kidding, obviously) maybe this smurf identity is… well… cosplay is a smurfy ( legitimate) life style!!

@nonsensiclesnail I am a purple Smurf dammit!

And my pronoun is “that smurf over there”!


This is not cosplay! It’s what I felt all my smurf!

What the smurf are you talking about?? @Temporallube I think you’ve got a case of the vapors!$

@nonsensiclesnail maybe you’re right. I do use a lot of vicks vaporrub. 😒

@Temporallube you 🤗 are so precious. Vicks is very versatile!!

@nonsensiclesnail yea and smells weird too

Weird?? Are you shaming Vick?? @Temporallube

@nonsensiclesnail I tend to use Vick but really messes with my nose