If you had the opportunity to wish for your perfect man/woman, what would you wish for?

I'd wish for a man who was no more than 3 feet tall with a flat head that I could set my drink on who would follow me around my condo and be at my side at all times thereby enabling me to reach my drink and he'd have a tongue that was 12 inches long and he know how to use a vacuum cleaner in a grid pattern on hardwood floors.