My kind of man. 😍 Your kind of man, too? 😂

@JustGoneNow 👆 this is why you marry a woman. ☺️

@SW-User I’m not sure that works if you aren’t actually attracted to them, though. 😂

@JustGoneNow true, although I am to a degree

@SW-User choices, choices. I think you’d have a hard time giving up the dick, though. *giggles*

@JustGoneNow exactly

@SW-User “hard” time. 😏 see what I did there?

@JustGoneNow lol I totally missed that! I’m slow this morning.

@SW-User “slow” see what you did right there? that’s some hard, slow dick you got going on there. 😏

@SW-User I’m so immature. lol

@JustGoneNow no, you’re sense of humour is bang on, I love it!

@SW-User “bang on” 😂 with that slow, hard dick. 🤣

@JustGoneNow nothing wrong with a fake one. 😏

@JustGoneNow damn!! 🫦

@SW-User 💋

@SW-User @JustGoneNow
I was late in reading your exchange here.

😂 And as I scrolled, the words that “stood out” were “hard”… “slow”… and “bang on “.

That’s a six-word story!!!
(It’s 1am. I should go back to sleep.) 😌

@CookieCrumbs @JustGoneNow we often have fun exchanges like this. ☺️

@CookieCrumbs 😂

@SW-User Love you, my friend.
I’m the dyke who’ll do you right. 😉

@JustGoneNow yup…spaghetti over here! 🥴

@SW-User

@JustGoneNow wow!! Damn! 😳