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My husband just explained why women wear underwear !

He said OSHA requires all [b][i]man holes[/i][/b] to remain covered when not in use ! 馃槼馃槀
FreeSpirit151-55, F
I'm not OSHA compliant , but I'm up for an inspection soon 馃様
HoraceGreenley56-60, M
Yeah baby!
And if the holes are uncovered, someone might fill them. 馃憖馃榿
@BizSuitStacy 馃槻! What's the Russian word for preventing that? If its hubby its ok, but anyone else you Glockhiscockoff!
@TexChik LOL. I know your hubby is the only one doing the maintenance.
@BizSuitStacy Oh yes....He has a Sears catalogue full of maintenance and service orders. 馃槈
I wear underwear so when we're done It keeps me busy looking for where he tossed it while he showers
@saragoodtimes I stopped wearing them to bed just to keep that from happening. When my daughter one day asked me what my panties were doing up on the ceiling fan light, I knew I had to do something.
@TexChik learned to shut the bedroom window before so I don' have to fish them out of the tree by our bedroom. thank God for the pool brush or some might still be up there
@saragoodtimes He denied tossing them up there and blamed it on my princess parts. He said they couldnt be trusted. 馃き
Thinkerbell41-45, F
That's to keep out drafts, right...? 馃
@Thinkerbell And varmints!
Thinkerbell41-45, F

Yeah, those mice especially... you can never tell when one of them is going to run up your leg ! 馃槻

@TexChik LOL @ varmints 馃ぃ
GJOFJ361-69, M
Someone I know didn鈥檛 get the memo
MountainMonk8951-55, M
Also, a new study has shown that anytime a male is intentionally or unintentionally made aware that the nearest female has gone "commando," productivity drops by a least 43%. That distraction quotient can rise to as much as 62% if you control for age and his sexual release frequency.
Theliberal36-40, M
Thats awesome and accurate.
Cruiser9151-55, M
Well he is a lucky man
Doesn't explain bras
vetguy199151-55, M
Safety first

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