I keep hearing vageens are so acidic they bleach underwear. Is this true?

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@deadgerbil mine is 9.9, I wonder what it'll do to....... 🙂 *grabs your dick*

@Nanori Lord have mercy 🥴

@deadgerbil fine, since you spelled my name right

@Nanori 9.9? That's soapy rather than acidic. Still useful to give a dick a proper cleaning though.