Nothing wrong with that.

Here is what I would have said. "Sorry, but I'm not into you. I don't feel a connection. Even for a booty call I need that connection. So sorry this can't happen" Then walk away from it

I don't know about everyone else but I wish they make playgrounds built for adults. I loved the swing

I understand I wish I could see what she looks like. I’d like to know whether I would or not.

You sound like a winner.

Print a picture of a really hot celebrity on a paper bag and ask her to put it on her head during the act.