What's something you can tell your dog but not your wife?

Good boy.

I love you

“Thank god you’re pretty” 🤭

(My GSD isn’t the shiniest penny 😅)

No!

no dog, no wife,
a cat, and a phone list

I only trust my dog with that information😌

I don't have wife...or gf....🙁

Stop humping legs!

Get the bone

play dead? 🤔

Come!

Come here you little fatty

Stop scrapping your itchy ass on my carpet!

Probably everything lol

Hey, you want a dish of water?

sit ubu sit. good dog.

It’s time to go in and cut your balls off