What's something you can tell your dog but not your wife?

Good boy.

“Thank god you’re pretty” 🤭

(My GSD isn’t the shiniest penny 😅)

Come here you little fatty

I love you

No!

Stop scrapping your itchy ass on my carpet!

I only trust my dog with that information😌

It’s time to go in and cut your balls off

no dog, no wife,
a cat, and a phone list

Stop humping legs!

I don't have wife...or gf....🙁

play dead? 🤔

Get the bone

Come!

Hey, you want a dish of water?

Probably everything lol

sit ubu sit. good dog.