What's something you can tell your dog but not your wife?

Good boy.

I love you

No!

“Thank god you’re pretty” 🤭

(My GSD isn’t the shiniest penny 😅)

no dog, no wife,
a cat, and a phone list

I only trust my dog with that information😌

I don't have wife...or gf....🙁

Come!

Get the bone

play dead? 🤔

Stop humping legs!

Hey, you want a dish of water?

Probably everything lol

sit ubu sit. good dog.

Come here you little fatty

Stop scrapping your itchy ass on my carpet!

It’s time to go in and cut your balls off