I Love Feminine Women

Okay, I'm just going to say it, and if this gets me banned, so be it. I hate feminism. Plain and simple. I hate these blue haired, morbidly obese Chewbaccas that seem to have become the spokeswomen for the female gender in recent years.
And no, I'm not a misogynist. I love women. But only women who are actually women. I love women who wear dresses, do their hair, and shave. Yes, I know that makes me a boogyman for feminism, and will probably get me a lot of hate, but this is supposed to be an open marketplace of ideas, so if you're offended, deal with it. *Puts on pixellated glasses*