Wtf is up with women?

I don't want any of you chicks here to think that I'm writing about you because I really don't know any of you well enough to make a judgment call (well, 99.9% of you anyway) so don't take this personally. It's just that every woman I've ever known has claimed that she doesn't have balls. Who doesn't have balls? Nobody. Soon as you start making shit up like that, it's over between us.