Why vacations are better than women?
They never ghost you after a good time.
They don’t come with baggage unless you pack it.
They always give you space when you need it.
They make you happy and never jealous.
Worst-case scenario? You just book another one.
They never ask, “Where is this going?”
They actually help you relax instead of stressing you out.
They don’t require constant texting and reassurance.
The only commitment is your return flight.
They don’t judge you for eating five meals a day.
They don’t complain if you leave your socks on the floor.
You can have as many as you want without drama.
They never say, “We need to talk.”
They never give mixed signals, paradise is paradise.
They make you sweaty for all the right reasons.
They always start with excitement and end with satisfaction.
They don’t come with baggage unless you pack it.
They always give you space when you need it.
They make you happy and never jealous.
Worst-case scenario? You just book another one.
They never ask, “Where is this going?”
They actually help you relax instead of stressing you out.
They don’t require constant texting and reassurance.
The only commitment is your return flight.
They don’t judge you for eating five meals a day.
They don’t complain if you leave your socks on the floor.
You can have as many as you want without drama.
They never say, “We need to talk.”
They never give mixed signals, paradise is paradise.
They make you sweaty for all the right reasons.
They always start with excitement and end with satisfaction.