I don't even really get excited about men anymore

I meet one and he's cute and he's got a big peener and is k!nky (in a non-gross way) and he's funny and smart and has good interests and he's 6'3" with good values and politics he's fit and can build things

I BORED

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BluntSm0ker · 100+, M

🧑‍🦳🧓 time for those cats..

HijabaDabbaDoo · F

Sounds about gay

caccoon · 36-40

@HijabaDabbaDoo I am dying to be gay

Women are amazing and beautiful and I admire them

TurtlePink · F

Same lol

caccoon · 36-40

@TurtlePink they suck

JRVanguard · 26-30, M

What if I put a top hat on it?

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JRVanguard · 26-30, M

@caccoon Or Guy in Quebec

caccoon · 36-40

@JRVanguard Guy Cawkes

JRVanguard · 26-30, M

@caccoon My google search history at 2AM on a Saturday

mindstruggle · 31-35, F

I'm not attracted to anyone anymore.

greensnacks · F

Conventionally attractive or tall men are usually boring. They don't need to develop character,get laid anyway

caccoon · 36-40

@greensnacks can be

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

Pretend that they're inanimate objects and suddenly they can do anything. Like a Swiss army knife

caccoon · 36-40

@caPnAhab sounds like how men think about how they can overpower women

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

@caccoon Yeah it probably would be. I don't like that idea of dominance but I think my sense of humor was being weird.

soulrespite ·

Keep decentering them 🖤

caccoon · 36-40

@soulrespite they have to be very spectacular to even come near my centre anymore.

Jexie · 26-30, F

Maybe it's just his personality. Everything can be perfect but a guy can still be boring

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