I Am An Atheist
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episode 1:
So I noticed the other day how erratically shaped an angiosperm tree seems, as it tends to branch outward both above ground, and below. The roots expand underground where they can absorb more water due to higher surface area to volume ratio, and of course there's a similar effect with the branching, as a tree with widespread branches has a greater surface area to volume ratio allowing it to absorb more sunlight.
And as I realized this, I came to the conclusion that this tree must have had an intelligent designer, for it was well adapted to its environment. The flowers of these trees also attract insects, leading me to solidify my conclusion even further, for insects can spread the pollen of angiosperms across a wide area, drastically increasing the plant's evolutionary fitness, if you will.
And no way could this phenomenon possibly occur by a slow process of evolution and coevolution between plants and insects, by which natural selection would eventually find this species more favorable than say, a plant that expanded its branches into the ground instead of into the sky. No, there had to be a creator behind this.
I realized this, and I became a newfound believer, tossed aside the foolishness of my atheism, and became a creationist. I will pretend I have an open mind, while simultaneously blasting music over your voice so I don't have to hear you. I will claim that I am truly willing and accepting of reality, while simultaneously plugging my ears from it.
Anyway, I'll see you hellbound atheists later for now. I'll probably come up with another satiric idea soon enough.
Don't forget the uhh, goat sacrifice. We must keep the dark lord Lucifer satiated.
episode 1:
So I noticed the other day how erratically shaped an angiosperm tree seems, as it tends to branch outward both above ground, and below. The roots expand underground where they can absorb more water due to higher surface area to volume ratio, and of course there's a similar effect with the branching, as a tree with widespread branches has a greater surface area to volume ratio allowing it to absorb more sunlight.
And as I realized this, I came to the conclusion that this tree must have had an intelligent designer, for it was well adapted to its environment. The flowers of these trees also attract insects, leading me to solidify my conclusion even further, for insects can spread the pollen of angiosperms across a wide area, drastically increasing the plant's evolutionary fitness, if you will.
And no way could this phenomenon possibly occur by a slow process of evolution and coevolution between plants and insects, by which natural selection would eventually find this species more favorable than say, a plant that expanded its branches into the ground instead of into the sky. No, there had to be a creator behind this.
I realized this, and I became a newfound believer, tossed aside the foolishness of my atheism, and became a creationist. I will pretend I have an open mind, while simultaneously blasting music over your voice so I don't have to hear you. I will claim that I am truly willing and accepting of reality, while simultaneously plugging my ears from it.
Anyway, I'll see you hellbound atheists later for now. I'll probably come up with another satiric idea soon enough.
Don't forget the uhh, goat sacrifice. We must keep the dark lord Lucifer satiated.
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