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why are scorpio’s the most controlling, manipulative, spiteful people on the planet? (from personal experience) let’s argue.
31-35, F
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samanthasmokes · 36-40, F
@GEMINlx
I had a BF once who claimed that the reason he was so horny all the time was that his horoscope had him as a triple scorpio in his house of relationships.
The claim made me curious enough to look it up in an astrology book. I came back to him and said, "Well, what about all this other stuff like you're sensitive but like to hide your feelings and would make a great detective?"
"Yeah," he said without missing a beat, "I'm all those things too but I'm too horny all the time to develop the rest of it."
"I don't know if I can buy that," I said, "After all you are an airplane pilot for a major air carrier."
"That may be true," he said, "Flying keeps me so busy with the safety of the plane and the passengers....it's the only way I can keep my pecker in my pants."
What could I possibly say to that when a man uses his vocation to serve others and control his impulse to screw all the time?
"Well, you're not in the air now," I winked...... 😉
I had a BF once who claimed that the reason he was so horny all the time was that his horoscope had him as a triple scorpio in his house of relationships.
The claim made me curious enough to look it up in an astrology book. I came back to him and said, "Well, what about all this other stuff like you're sensitive but like to hide your feelings and would make a great detective?"
"Yeah," he said without missing a beat, "I'm all those things too but I'm too horny all the time to develop the rest of it."
"I don't know if I can buy that," I said, "After all you are an airplane pilot for a major air carrier."
"That may be true," he said, "Flying keeps me so busy with the safety of the plane and the passengers....it's the only way I can keep my pecker in my pants."
What could I possibly say to that when a man uses his vocation to serve others and control his impulse to screw all the time?
"Well, you're not in the air now," I winked...... 😉
itsMEsillyxx · 31-35, F
holy shxt, the guys are worse than the girls! i hope u kicked his horny ass to the curb. rolls eyes*@samanthasmokes
samanthasmokes · 36-40, F
@itsMEsillyxx Sorry, Gem, I'm not angry with men of any particular star sign. The story about the pilot ... I was encouraging him to make love to me ... and he delightfully followed through the next several days. 🤗
LyricsKeepMeBreathing · 31-35, M
The one I dated and fell in love with basically manipulated me the whole time. Would become angry or distant had I not done something the right way or right at that moment.
Also if she did anything wrong it was fine. But heaven forbid I said or did something wrong. 👀
At least this was my experience with one.
On the other hand. My best friend is also Scorpio and also is manipulative and often hides things. Though I can tell when he does this.
Also if she did anything wrong it was fine. But heaven forbid I said or did something wrong. 👀
At least this was my experience with one.
On the other hand. My best friend is also Scorpio and also is manipulative and often hides things. Though I can tell when he does this.
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LyricsKeepMeBreathing · 31-35, M
@itsMEsillyxx then what sign would you say would work well with my double sign. I'm also guessing that's why she stayed with me for so long. I just thought someone actually loved me for real and let it blind me.
itsMEsillyxx · 31-35, F
aries, cancer, gemini (another double sign)@LyricsKeepMeBreathing
LyricsKeepMeBreathing · 31-35, M
@itsMEsillyxx thanks, I may just look into what it says about those signs.
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Hay not all of us are 😄