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Lol. I just read the "article." 😂
[i]The Marion County Sheriff’s Office described Mr. Smith as “certainly not the brightest bulb in the box” and claimed the deputies certainly did him a favor by arresting him. [/i]
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[i]Ms. White, a hard time Tinder user, also reported a very unique item stolen: a crystal jar containing semen from hundreds of her sexual partners.
“I know it’s weird, but I got every guy I slept with in the last two years to ejaculate in the same jar. There must have been sperm from at least 250 guys in there.”
The young woman says she wondered why the thief took her semen jar and was astonished when the sheriff deputies told her he had snorted it.
“I had no idea what a criminal could be planning to do with a jar full of dried cum. But snorting it, that’s just gross!” [/i]
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/burglar-snorts-dried-sperm-thinking-it-was-cocaine-contracts-herpes-and-syphilis/
[i]The Marion County Sheriff’s Office described Mr. Smith as “certainly not the brightest bulb in the box” and claimed the deputies certainly did him a favor by arresting him. [/i]
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[i]Ms. White, a hard time Tinder user, also reported a very unique item stolen: a crystal jar containing semen from hundreds of her sexual partners.
“I know it’s weird, but I got every guy I slept with in the last two years to ejaculate in the same jar. There must have been sperm from at least 250 guys in there.”
The young woman says she wondered why the thief took her semen jar and was astonished when the sheriff deputies told her he had snorted it.
“I had no idea what a criminal could be planning to do with a jar full of dried cum. But snorting it, that’s just gross!” [/i]
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/burglar-snorts-dried-sperm-thinking-it-was-cocaine-contracts-herpes-and-syphilis/
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juiceyangel333 · 31-35, F
@wilderflower 😂😂
wilderflower · F
@juiceyangel333 😆😂
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JimminyChristmas · 56-60, M
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Lol. C'mon. Do all of you really believe this happened? Okay, I know it's a guy in Floriduh but, I figured you'd realize from what she said about the jar that it was a joke article. No one copied the link to read it in its entirety? 😂
I just took a screenshot of the top of the page. Look in the upper right hand corner directly underneath World News Daily Report.
"Where facts don't matter." 😆
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Lol. C'mon. Do all of you really believe this happened? Okay, I know it's a guy in Floriduh but, I figured you'd realize from what she said about the jar that it was a joke article. No one copied the link to read it in its entirety? 😂
I just took a screenshot of the top of the page. Look in the upper right hand corner directly underneath World News Daily Report.
"Where facts don't matter." 😆
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JimminyChristmas · 56-60, M
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@JimminyChristmas lol. True dat.
wilderflower · F
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@wilderflower 😂 You present a compelling case!
wilderflower · F
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@SW-User Of course! If it's on the internetz, it must be true!