'Just What Do You Carry?'

I was asked that last night, from a punter that I was doing. He was talking about my handbag. It's fairly big.

So, what do us hookers/streetwalkers/ladies of the night carry in our handbag?

Well....let's see.

I have a purse. It's always empty when I go out. I put my cash (from my gash! Lol!) in it, obviously, so I know how much I've earned for the night and for my Madame.

I have 2 packets of cigarettes, generally unopen before I start my night. I might end up smoking a lot, waiting for punters, or I might not. Cigarettes are, alongside the customary 'Hi Bitch!' , the universal greeting of other hookers or to make new friends.

I have a lighter. Obviously!

Condoms. Generally regular size. Generally thin - for 'added pleasure' so the USP goes - and I take around 20 with me a night. Not gonna need them all, of course, but some might break. Gotta be careful.

Lippy. Goes without saying.

Perfume. Gotta smell nice, right? I'm a CK 'Eternity' kind of girl myself.

Chewing gum. Any flavour. Full pack. Gets rid of 'cum breath'.

Compact. To fix my makeup, if needed, plus the mirror can be used for other things, if needed... *Wink*

Housekeys. like, do I have to mention why? Good.

iPhone. It's good to talk etc.

Little Vibrator. Comes (Or should I say 'cums'?) in handy at times.

Little 250mls Coke Cola plastic bottle. Generally filled with cold water, but like last night, a combo of vodka, water and orange juice to keep me warm. Got to hydrate, after all.

Occasionally....a little wrap of coke. The other coke. That's where the mirror of the compact comes in handy!

So that's it. No handcuffs or any of that one-dimensional-lame-thoughts stuff.

That's what I carry.

🙂