My wife worked as a prostitute...

..for just over 5 years just after we married ...just after she started the work, I was still a little uneasy and unhappy about it, and I rang the Massage Parlour where she worked as if I were a punter and asked who was working....it didn't help much to hear her described as a 'pretty, brown eyed petite blonde, lovely bust with very sensitive nipples, nice legs and pretty bottom, fully shaved down below. She's very popular with customers and does extras...'
Fuck! Does extras?
I asked the desk girl what 'extras' she did but she said 'you'll have to discuss that with her when you get here...'
Before I rung off I said I would probably pop in later in the day...'if you definately want Gemma' (my wife's working name) she said, 'you would be better arranging a time and letting me book you in...let's see....she is busy now until 3pm...shall I book you for 3?'
It was 12.30pm....'..no, thats ok...I will ring you later' I said.
Fuck! I wished I had never rung!!