I just came back from an aqua aerobics class.

The instructor yelled "COME ON I WANNA SEE THOSE CHEEKS RED"
My sisters friend turns to me like "are my pale cheeks red?" Before I could answer an older woman yells "no but the ones behind you are wahey"
The way she grabbed her own arse like you'd clutch your pearls. Couldn't help but laugh in her face.

I later spoke to this older woman in the changing rooms and she started gossiping about a lesbian couple I don't even know.

I'm going back just to hear the rest of the story.