I remember back when I was unemployed, my parents bought me a vacuum cleaner for my room

It was a red, potbellied Samsung. I cut out a gigantic paper moustache and stuck it to the potbelly, and named my new vacuum cleaner "Sir William Belly F@rts" as it was the noisiest one I had ever known. (The name needs to be pronounced in a posh British accent).

I really didn't have many hobbies.

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helenoftroy2000 · 22-25, F

Very southern. I got one as well

SinlessOnslaught · M

I named my phone Shithead McBonkeynipples III ("the third").

And my dream name for myself is Keithtopher Juckafugaditch.

turningthekeys · 31-35, F

@SinlessOnslaught ahahahahahaa. You really hated that phone 😭

SinlessOnslaught · M

@turningthekeys What on Earth makes you think that? If I hated it, why would I give it such an awesome name?

OogieBoogie · F

Theres a vacuum cleaner range that is adorable - they name each type of machine type :

I only found out about them coz i found one at work in a cupboard, (missing bits).

I BADLY want to fix it so its mine and i can talk to it like a looney granma

turningthekeys · 31-35, F

@OogieBoogie omgggggg these are so cute 🥺

OogieBoogie · F

@turningthekeys ikr !

And they are REALLY good quality vacuum cleaners.

I think brands should do this to more sppliances🤗

daydeeo · 61-69, M

@OogieBoogie That would make life more fun, wouldn’t it!

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