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If we were in a movie

And i was the killer. What form of tactic would you use to get away?
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hunkalove · 70-79, M
Invite you to dinner at Bardy's mansion.
@hunkalove my heart grows 10 sizes larger than ever making me love and not want to hurt you unfortunately it grows 6 sizes too big and i need to wear your skin as my suit to the party. You do not survive.
Pretzel · 70-79, M
I'd throw banana peals in your path as you chase me
@Pretzel sorry your bananas didnt make it through customs and you lose your head while you weren't looking where you was running away to. This one is on you the killer is innocent...
Pretzel · 70-79, M
@DeadOrbit it was the tariffs was t it?
@Pretzel that is what happens when you don't pay your banana tax.
MrSmartyPants · 46-50, M
Click my feet together, repeating there's no place like home. And then clouds billowing underneath me would carry me quickly to safety .....;)
@MrSmartyPants well it must have a new killer i dont actually like blood maybe i make you new feets with concrete and we see how well they swim 🫪 we call it sinking deep 2 moms got new shoes
MrSmartyPants · 46-50, M
@DeadOrbit You're more imaginative than I for this thought experiment!! 👌
@MrSmartyPants tis my curse, im thinking of writing a book.
Id probably just laugh and talk you to boredom
@0uijaFinger im a simple man 🫪

 
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