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NCCindy · 36-40, F
Engaging in monkey business
Pretzel · 61-69, M
go ask your mother
AbbeyRhode · F
I'd say "here's ten bucks, go get some cotton candy". 😁
Nimbus · M
@AbbeyRhode Bribery can work ;)
Sojournersoul · M
@AbbeyRhode You wouldnt go with them? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
nedkelly · 61-69, M
@Sojournersoul I am not saying a word
SW-User
He’s putting his dick in her vagina, it’s called sex
Nimbus · M
@SW-User That's straight to the point ;)
Cowards way out- "ask your mum!" 😅
Pretzel · 61-69, M
@BritishFailedAesthetic that's how my daughter learned about sex
if it was good enough for her it's good enough for a stranger!
if it was good enough for her it's good enough for a stranger!
Nimbus · M
@BritishFailedAesthetic lol, far too easy ;)
nedkelly · 61-69, M
No, they are not going to play for Man Utd
Carissimi · 70-79, F
It depends on the age of the child. If it’s an older child, and you’ve already explained the birds and the bees, it may be appropriate to explain, but I’d probably distract a younger child.
Carissimi · 70-79, F
It would scare them. I remember my learning about the birds and the bees when I was 11. I was shocked, and said, “I hope I get hit by a bus,” and that was just being told about menstruation. The sex part disgusted me, and I said, “I’m never doing that!” Young minds are very different in what they can accept and understand. Of course as we grow up, our whole perception of it changes. @Nimbus
Me to my child :
I don’t know baby ….
Still me to my child :
Maybe you can let me know when you find out …
I don’t know baby ….
Still me to my child :
Maybe you can let me know when you find out …
Bumbles · 51-55, M
When two monkeys love each other very much…
BeepBeep · F
Wrestling of course
saragoodtimes · F
playing hide the banana
Nimbus · M
@saragoodtimes Just hoping the banana is not going soft ;)
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
I lived on a farm. One time we saw a cow and a bull getting it on and my sister pointed to them and asked our older cousin why that bull was doing that. She says “Oh that cow is giving the bull a piggy back ride.” 😂
Nimbus · M
@cherokeepatti lol, I hope no one fell off ;)
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Monkeying around, that’s what monkeys do. 😂 Then I’d say “I’m hungry for ice cream…do you want some too” and we’d mosey over to where the ice cream was sold.
Nimbus · M
@cherokeepatti Awww, I think there is a song about that.
craig7 · 70-79, M
The usual answer you give a young kid in this sort of situation - "They're playing."
TheRascallyOne · 31-35, M
They're making more monkeys
Azlotto · M
I'd run like hell.
Sevendays · M
Monkeying around.
Lilymoon · F
Playing
Lilnonames · F
I'd say they just monkeying around
Pretzel · 61-69, M
@Lilnonames there's your best answer
Nimbus · M
@Lilnonames 😝 That's true.
nedkelly · 61-69, M
@Lilnonames [media=https://youtu.be/ksJ6QP8BYn0]
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Nimbus · M
@FreeSpirit1 lol, yea, that would be a bit late in the day.